The Long Midwinter

Earlier today I uploaded a patch – WHAT THE HELL KENNEDY YOU UPLOADED A PATCH ON FRIDAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS WEEK no no don’t worry! this is beta content on the beta branch, and I wanted to bank some feedback over the Christmas break. Back up a bit. In January we’re releasing a major update to […]


MERRY CHRIMBLETIDE, BELIEVERS! This is your final culty stop before 2019, the year in which the original Blade Runner was set. Where the HECK are my neo-noir Rachael outfits, eh? Or at least the triumphant return of shoulder pads?! Sadly, as Cultist Simulator teaches us, we live in a different strand of History. In this […]