SEPT #3: THEODORE

“Difficulties are just things to overcome, after all,” said Ernest Shackleton, somewhere between Antarctic triumph and dying in South Georgia of an alcohol-induced heart attack. I wonder which end of that spectrum I’ll end up on? I’ve always had a thing for cold, heroic exploration. Whether it’s a first-hand account of Scott’s final expedition to […]

AUG #2: QUINCEY

Happy end of sprint, Beloveds! I open this update with a vile crime: the Case of the Ravaged Yums. Gotta watch out for mounting, Damning Evidence, like, er, COMMITTING A CRIME IN FRONT OF SOMEONE WITH A CAMERA. I should also say early on that we have a V GOOD APP STORE sale on right […]

AUG #1: PERCIVAL

This sprint is named after arguably the most milquetoast of Arthurian knights, though he did at least have the decency to spawn the Knight of the Swan, a.k.a. Bad Cleve. Naughty Cleve! Stop enslaving large, pissed-off waterfowl! Gawain 4 lief, frankly. It’s been a very busy sprint, but let me start this update with an […]

Cultist Simulator Update: Version 2019.8.a.1

It’s time for some updates to some of the cheeky bug boys that thought they could chill in the game. • Steam • GOG Fixed Notoriety from decayed, wounded corpses being treated as wounded followers. Fixed Glover & Glover superiors sometimes unexpectedly returning to life after the player’s demotion. Fixed an issue with reloading games […]

A month full of pride

A month full of pride

If you’re reading this in June 2019, it’s Pride month which means everything gets a lot more colourful. So happy pride to all our LGBTQ+ cultists and any newcomers to the Weather Factory universe. In our last sprint update, which you should have read as Lottie put a lot of effort into making it shiny […]

MAY #2: KNOWL

MAY #2: KNOWL

Hello, Believers! This sprint was LAUNCH SPRINT, meaning we’ve been working our lil’ culty butts off. First things first: lots of new stuff to shout about! PRIEST DLC GHOUL DLC ANTHOLOGY EDITION £2.50 / $2.99 £2.50 / $2.99 £29.50 / $33.11 Steam, Humble, GOG Steam, Humble, GOG Steam, Humble, GOG Our two final pieces of […]

MAY #1: JEKYLL

JEKYLL has been all about our upcoming launch on In case you haven’t heard, we’re releasing two new pieces of DLC – PRIEST and GHOUL – alongside the ANTHOLOGY EDITION, a handy dandy collector’s parcel of Cultist Simulator, all three DLCs and the soundtrack wrapped up neatly as one. We may also have some NEWS […]