Category: Merchandise

24th July 2020
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JUL #2: ORGOGLIO

Orgoglio is Italian for ‘pride’ and used as straightforward allegory in The Faerie Queene.

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10th July 2020
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JUL #1: NIGHT

Hey Believers! Hope you’re hanging in there.

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26th June 2020
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June #2: MARINELL

Weather Factory holidaaaaay (and maybe Skeleton Songs ep5 comes out).

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12th June 2020
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JUN #1: LUCIFERA

Hullo, hullo! The wind is whistling outside like a vengance of ghosts; the dull horizon meets a duller sky with a cold, grey kiss of Thames; a lone, heroic birb hunkers stoically in the crevasse we call our balcony.

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29th May 2020
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May #2: KING ARTHUR

Cultist Simulator’s third anniversary! We announced The Lady Afterwards, our Cultist Simulator TRPG, Against Worldbuilding, Alexis’s game design book, and named the Lucid Tarot. Also, May newsletter goes out.

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15th May 2020
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MAY #1: JUSTICE

Hope you’re hanging in there, everyone! I come with good tidings.

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1st May 2020
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April #2: IMMORALITY

German and Japanese launch on mobile on Tues 27th April! And in BoH land, furniture! And our May newsletter and Skeleton Songs ep 4.

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17th April 2020
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April #1: THE HERMIT

Hush House begins to LIVE. Also, we announced a new tarot deck: a stained-glass, see-through PVC deck.

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3rd April 2020
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MAR #3: GUYON

Hey, Believers! Hope you’re all doing okay in lockdown. It’s not fun, is it?

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23rd March 2020
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Coronavirus update: charity + tarot

Sooooo. Everyone really likes tarot decks.

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20th March 2020
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Mar #2: FLORIMELL

Here’s some new Exile art to make all that production more palatable. Can you figure the DLC out from these…?

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6th March 2020
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MAR #1: EDMUND

Keep your eyes peeled for a few other smol announcements in the near future. See you, space cultists.

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21st February 2020
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FEB #2: DUESSA

I leave you with news that I’m trialling some themes in our monthly newsletter. This month’s theme, being cold and grey and miserable, is love. So if you fancy a quiz which’ll definitively, scientifically tell you whom you should romance next in Cultist Simulator… make sure you’re signed up.

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13th December 2019
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Dec #2: YELLOW

Happy advent, Believers. It’s been a helluva year.

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15th November 2019
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“Got your book. Pretty good condition, too. Bit blurred round the edges, but the little fellow’s taken good care of it…” (January 15th-ish, 1906)

Address is in Vienna. Now you know how I feel about Vienna, never quite comfy there since all that with the Club, but I think, Serena’s a good sort, owe her a favour or two, not so far on the train. Off I pop.

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1st November 2019
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Oct #2: VAN HELSING

In the meantime, if you haven’t already, check out the whole Secret Histories suite discounted in Steam’s and GOG’s Halloween sales. Have a good weekend, erryone.

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23rd November 2018
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THE MERCH BLOG: PART THE FIRST

If you’re an indie and have questions about setting up your own store, ping me in the comments here, or on Twitter. And of course, if you ain’t bought it yet…

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