Author: Lottie Bevan

17th May 2019
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MAY #1: JEKYLL

JEKYLL has been all about our upcoming launch on

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10th May 2019
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Queen Meadhbh: She wants your cows!

Meadhbh didn’t just want to be Queen, she wanted to be wholly equal and that also meant in terms of wealth.

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3rd May 2019
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APR #2: ISABELLA

Another biggie this sprint has been Claire announcing release dates! Cultist hits its first year anniversary at the end of May, so we’re releasing a conglomeration of all content + soundtrack that we’re calling the Anthology Edition. This’ll launch along with (probably) the Priest and Ghoul DLC on

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23rd April 2019
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MOBILE FAQ

I thought you’d never ask! Get Cultist Simulator on either of these two dandy mobile stores.

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18th April 2019
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APR #1: HESSELIUS

Hesselius, as of course you all know, is a central character in Sheridan Le Fanu’s Gothic short story ‘Green Tea’, on which I once based an excellent (and tokophobic) Call of Cthulhu TRPG. With print-outs and Japanese telephone recordings and everything. And now that you’ve received eight times your daily dose of nerdery, on to this sprint’s news.

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5th April 2019
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MAR #3: GLYDE

Anyway, life should return to normal development next sprint, so watch out for in-progress assets, some news on our future projects PERHAPS, and a host of other gothic things. We are er on a BFI panel and going to Latvia for a conference but APART from that of course, we’re 100% back on devving…

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11th March 2019
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MAR #1: EDWIN DROOD

Next sprint’s a bit of a squib for Alexis and myself, who are off to GDC for a week of dev talks, dev meets and definitely no alcohol whatsoever. Claire will be holding down the fort in our absence so ALL OF YOU BEHAVE YOURSELVES. ‘Til next time!

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22nd February 2019
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FEB #2: DORIAN

These’ll come out at the same time at the end of May, as part of our ‘Cultist Simulator Is One Year Old OMG UWU’ celebrations. Perpetual Edition owners will, of course, get both DLCs for free, and we’ll post more details about the Legacies as we get through ’em.

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8th February 2019
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FEB #1: CARMILLA

I will leave you with the only assets I can reasonably share without revealing TOO MUCH:

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25th January 2019
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JAN #2: BELLE DAME

In the meantime, we’ve a jazzy 25% sale off on Cultist across Steam, Humble and GOG, and those new Apostle Legacies are waiting for ya whenever you feel a surge of masochism coming on. As ever, sales tend to punch our reviews in the face, so if you have an inkling of joy in your heart for the Wood, the House and the Dawn…

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11th January 2019
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JANUARY #1: ANCIENT MARINER

That’s right, people, WE’RE BACK ON THE ‘A’s! Happy 2019 and may the great glow of the Glory pierce your dreams this year.

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14th December 2018
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DEC #1: YOG-SOTHOTH

MERRY CHRIMBLETIDE, BELIEVERS! This is your final culty stop before 2019, the year in which the original Blade Runner was set. Where the HECK are my neo-noir Rachael outfits, eh? Or at least the triumphant return of shoulder pads?!

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30th November 2018
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NOV #2: XEXANOTH

I’m off to run this month’s Coven Club, so wish me luck in a room full of nice ladydevs with cake and prosecco. ‘Til next time!

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23rd November 2018
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THE MERCH BLOG: PART THE FIRST

If you’re an indie and have questions about setting up your own store, ping me in the comments here, or on Twitter. And of course, if you ain’t bought it yet…

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16th November 2018
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NOV #1: WHARTON

Happy not really anything month, everyone! We’ve had a v busy sprint (the most important part being I met Stacey Dooley at the BAFTA Breakthrough Brits party, obvs), so let’s get down to it.

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2nd November 2018
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OCT #2: VERNE

We took a much needed few days off in the first week, where we went to Bristol and bumbled around in bright brisk autumn days looking at bridges at eating too much. On our return, I started work on a Church of Merch postmortem, and with the help of our translator Pavel got stuck back into localisation:

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19th October 2018
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OCT #1: UNDINE

Thanks for being such a wonderful, wonderful community, believers. I’m so proud of y’all being so smart and nice and interesting and we both love you v much. ‘Til next time. ♥

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5th October 2018
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September #3: TENNYSON

Next sprint is, obviously, DANCER LAUNCH WOO!

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