MOBILE FAQ

Check out the big data dump about how our mobile launch went! It’s a similar, smaller companion piece to our Cultist retrospective and Alexis’s ‘State of the Factory’ post. Here’s the plan for the rest of Cultist!mobile. If you have questions that aren’t answered below, leave a comment and we’ll update the FAQ. What’s in […]

APR #1: HESSELIUS

Hesselius, as of course you all know, is a central character in Sheridan Le Fanu’s Gothic short story ‘Green Tea’, on which I once based an excellent (and tokophobic) Call of Cthulhu TRPG. With print-outs and Japanese telephone recordings and everything. And now that you’ve received eight times your daily dose of nerdery, on to […]

MAR #3: GLYDE

Happy Friday! Alexis said it couldn’t be done, but here at Weather Factory we laugh in the face of reasonable expectations. I’m sitting eating pizza in a smol cafe near EGX Rezzed, where Claire and I have just been on several panels, so this calls for a SPRINT UPDATE, don’t you think? We skipped last […]

MAR #1: EDWIN DROOD

As any fule kno, PUNCTUALITY IS THE SHADOW OF THE GODS. IMMORTALS ARE ALWAYS LATE. Therefore it is totally acceptable that this sprint update is late, let us never speak of it again. The key thing from last sprint was our massive song and dance number about our UPCOMING MOBILE PORT OF CULTIST SIMULATOR ZOMG! […]

FEB #2: DORIAN

A whole nother fortnight has passed. Alexis posted an epic round-up of Weather Factory’s year, which people seem to have found useful; Claire wrote her first blog on a woman and her tremendous cloak, seizing farmland for God like some furious Catholic Batman; I started an anonymous game dev salary spreadie for UK developers, which […]

FEB #1: CARMILLA

Actual footage of us realising we don’t have much we can actually say about our work this sprint, due to so-called ‘marketing’ and ‘timing’. The stuff I can say is this sprint has been about Prepping For Things. Alexis and Chris have nixed a vivarium of bugs, from issues with summonings (probably our oldest living […]

JAN #2: BELLE DAME

JAN #2: BELLE DAME

Well, if you haven’t seen any of the 9,000,000,000,000,000 posts we’ve made, Christopher’s Build is now out! We released it on Tuesday on Steam, Humble, GOG and itch.io, along with Maribeth Solomon’s epehemeral gongs, dongs and spooky songs. You can get the soundtrack from basically anywhere you can think of, including Spotify, iTunes, Bandcamp, you […]

DEC #1: YOG-SOTHOTH

MERRY CHRIMBLETIDE, BELIEVERS! This is your final culty stop before 2019, the year in which the original Blade Runner was set. Where the HECK are my neo-noir Rachael outfits, eh? Or at least the triumphant return of shoulder pads?! Sadly, as Cultist Simulator teaches us, we live in a different strand of History. In this […]

NOV #2: XEXANOTH

NOV #2: XEXANOTH

The nights are dark and cold and full of hate for anyone not snugged up in a warm, overfull flat of game developers, merch boxes, unwrapped Christmas presents, and, if you live with Alexis Kennedy, 9,000000 different types of chair. Sonja, Alexis’s kid, is currently having her first playdate with a BOY who shall remain […]

THE MERCH BLOG: PART THE FIRST

We launched our Church of Merch on Monday 17th September, so it’s high time for a retrospective! I’ll break it into three parts, so it’s not a total beast: this one’ll take you through the set-up, the next the merch itself and how it did in Month 1, and the final blog will be some searingly insightful […]