SEPT #3: THEODORE

“Difficulties are just things to overcome, after all,” said Ernest Shackleton, somewhere between Antarctic triumph and dying in South Georgia of an alcohol-induced heart attack. I wonder which end of that spectrum I’ll end up on? I’ve always had a thing for cold, heroic exploration. Whether it’s a first-hand account of Scott’s final expedition to […]

AUG #2: QUINCEY

Happy end of sprint, Beloveds! I open this update with a vile crime: the Case of the Ravaged Yums. Gotta watch out for mounting, Damning Evidence, like, er, COMMITTING A CRIME IN FRONT OF SOMEONE WITH A CAMERA. I should also say early on that we have a V GOOD APP STORE sale on right […]

AUG #1: PERCIVAL

This sprint is named after arguably the most milquetoast of Arthurian knights, though he did at least have the decency to spawn the Knight of the Swan, a.k.a. Bad Cleve. Naughty Cleve! Stop enslaving large, pissed-off waterfowl! Gawain 4 lief, frankly. It’s been a very busy sprint, but let me start this update with an […]

JULY #2: OTRANTO

Hey all! It’s been a while. But there were BIRTHDAYS, and there were CONFERENCES, and there were AWARDS, so… forgive me! We should be back to normal service here on out. πŸ™ I’ve updated a (very brief) new roadmap to cover the rest of this year, replacing the older Cultist Simulator-specific roadmap that no longer […]

MAY #2: KNOWL

MAY #2: KNOWL

Hello, Believers! This sprint was LAUNCH SPRINT, meaning we’ve been working our lil’ culty butts off. First things first: lots of new stuff to shout about! PRIEST DLC GHOUL DLC ANTHOLOGY EDITION Β£2.50 / $2.99 Β£2.50 / $2.99 Β£29.50 / $33.11 Steam, Humble, GOG Steam, Humble, GOG Steam, Humble, GOG Our two final pieces of […]

MAY #1: JEKYLL

JEKYLL has been all about our upcoming launch on In case you haven’t heard, we’re releasing two new pieces of DLC – PRIEST and GHOUL – alongside the ANTHOLOGY EDITION, a handy dandy collector’s parcel of Cultist Simulator, all three DLCs and the soundtrack wrapped up neatly as one. We may also have some NEWS […]

APR #2: ISABELLA

Isabella has been a very busy lady. So first things first: code-extraordinaire and community mole Marc GagnΓ© started in his new, official capacity as Weather Factory’s full-stack developer! You may know him better as Lyrositor, one of the core members of our frankly alarming Discord, who know Cultist Simulator almost better than we do. WELCOME, […]