September #3: TENNYSON

How in an unholy month of moons did we get to the end of this sprint already?! Well, first things first. We had An Announcement this week: Write it in your diaries! Mark it on your almanacs! Fix this brass alignment on your tarnished astrolabes! This is when our Dancer DLC releases, in just over […]

September #2: SHELLEY

September #2: SHELLEY

Happy Friday, believers! Your bi-monthly glance through the window of our souls is here. In case you missed me talking about it constantly and it taking over my life, this sprint we opened our Weather Factory shop! It’s on Etsy, we’ve only a small amount of stock to work out what sells and what doesn’t, […]

August #2: QUO VADIS

Aw yiss, it’s your fortnightly round-up of Weather Factory fun! Over the last two weeks Alexis finished his work with Sekret Freelancing Projekt #2, but that took him out of the running for Cultist work for most of the sprint. So we’ve been primarily focused on the Lovecraftday giveaway, via Which Cult Are You? quizzes, Steam […]

QUIZ: which cult are you?

QUIZ: which cult are you?

One of the key bits of feedback we’ve received about Cultist Simulator is that it’s just not enough like quizzes from teenage magazines in the 90s. Mizz? Sugar? Where art thou in the pitchy mire of Jazz Age thaumaturgy? We’ve taken steps to address this. Click on the image below for a much biiiiiiiiiigger version, […]