“Difficulties are just things to overcome, after all,” said Ernest Shackleton, somewhere between Antarctic triumph and dying in South Georgia of an alcohol-induced heart attack. I wonder which end of that spectrum I’ll end up on? I’ve always had a thing for cold, heroic exploration. Whether it’s a first-hand account of Scott’s final expedition to Read more
These last few weeks have been intense. It’s been a wake-up call for me, and a confirmation that some popular forms of feminism are actively hurtful to women. The biggest offender is call-out culture: people piling in on each other on social media with unverified and viral claims. This is what happened to Alexis last Read more
Hey everyone. AK’s in a bad place right now and taking some time away from work. As such, BOOK OF HOURS is on pause and the Kickstarter won’t go live today. I’ll keep you all updated with news as and when I have it. <3
It’s only ONE WEEK until we launch our BOOK OF HOURS Kickstarter, so we’re running a week-long culty giveaway where you can, er, win outré, fiendish things. Ain’t no party like a library party, right? You can enter via Twitter, Facebook, Instagram or all of them, to give youself a better chance of winning! Here’s Read more
Happy end of sprint, Beloveds! I open this update with a vile crime: the Case of the Ravaged Yums. Gotta watch out for mounting, Damning Evidence, like, er, COMMITTING A CRIME IN FRONT OF SOMEONE WITH A CAMERA. I should also say early on that we have a V GOOD APP STORE sale on right Read more
It’s SO CLOSE UNTIL WE LAUNCH THE KICKSTARTER! So on Tuesday 20th August, 14 days before we go live, we’re starting our official countdown across Twitter, Facebook and Instagram. We’ll release something Shiny And New every day at noon. (Noon.) I’ll update this calendar every day once we’re live with the Daily Thing, but follow Read more
This sprint is named after arguably the most milquetoast of Arthurian knights, though he did at least have the decency to spawn the Knight of the Swan, a.k.a. Bad Cleve. Naughty Cleve! Stop enslaving large, pissed-off waterfowl! Gawain 4 lief, frankly. It’s been a very busy sprint, but let me start this update with an Read more
Hey all! It’s been a while. But there were BIRTHDAYS, and there were CONFERENCES, and there were AWARDS, so… forgive me! We should be back to normal service here on out. 🙏 I’ve updated a (very brief) new roadmap to cover the rest of this year, replacing the older Cultist Simulator-specific roadmap that no longer Read more
We launched a mobile port of Cultist Simulator on the App Store and Google Play in April 2019. Here’s how it’s gone so far. I hope you like DATA! TLDR Cultist Simulator mobile is 2 months on from launch on iOS and Android we signed a 50/50 rev split with Playdigious, a great porting house/publisher Read more
Hello, Believers! This sprint was LAUNCH SPRINT, meaning we’ve been working our lil’ culty butts off. First things first: lots of new stuff to shout about! PRIEST DLC GHOUL DLC ANTHOLOGY EDITION £2.50 / $2.99 £2.50 / $2.99 £29.50 / $33.11 Steam, Humble, GOG Steam, Humble, GOG Steam, Humble, GOG Our two final pieces of Read more
